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     Author's note: Just young for fun...with younggayboy apologies to Raymond Chandler and Mickey Spillane.
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     So here, with nothing to lose, I asked the first question that came to younggayboy mind...about Baker here's wallet young.
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     "Why so long?"
     "Because young you want to make a deal with me, Sam. As do all those out in the bar tonight."
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     But what came gay out of my mouth was "Thelma's...private ...dick gay...."
     "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo younggayboy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhitt......."